Thursday 11 March 2010

Future Cooper

This beat tells the story of a man. A man who travelled back in time to warn his past-self about a grave mistake he was about to make.
The man spent 20 years of his life developing a time machine. All the effort and hard work not only caused his hair to receed, but stunted his growth too. Once the final blueprints had been drawn he committed the last of his energy to connect the wires and re-route the power.
The final product was a masterpiece. It revolutionised time and space as we know it. Prof. Hawkins was said to be "gobsmacked" and dubbed the man "a bit special".
So the man packed his 'Travel Cranberry' and set sail for March 6th 2010. His plan was complete. All that the man needed to do now was explain to the younger version of himself what not to do.
He was hesitant to meet his younger-self, with the fear that the world might implode. It didn't. He passed the message on with great success. His mission was complete.
There was however one huge problem... HIS YOUNGER-SELF IGNORED THE ADVICE AND WENT AND FUCKING DID THE THING HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ANYWAY!
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Roland Dubbs - Future Cooper by RolandDubbs

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